Born an A*****e Book Details
By Buck Brennan
- Category: Humor, Books
- Type: ebook
- Release Date: 2019-10-09
- Author: Buck Brennan
- Book Ratings: 0/5 (0 User Reviews)
Born an A*****e Overview
In a life filled with meaning and accomplishment, Buck Brennan is often referred to as the white people's Obama. He is known as one of the most iconic and compelling figures of our generation. He is the founder of the grassroots movement A*****e Lives Matter, which is the decentralized grassroots political and social movement brought about to eradicate systemic and institutional discrimination and oppression of people who are assholes. In his fight against political correctness, hypersensitivity, and wokeness he has emerged as one of the biggest assholes in the world today.
In his memoir, a work of deep reflection and mesmerizing storytelling, Buck Brennan invites readers into his world, chronicling the experiences that have shaped him—from his childhood in Northeast Pennsylvania where he spent hours masturbating to his old man’s Penthouse magazines, to the time did too much acid in college. Buck delivers each story with unerring honesty and lively wit. He entertains us with his trademark cussing, off-putting humor, offensive jokes, vulgarity, political incorrectness, misogyny, homophobia, racism, immaturity, and a complete and utter lack of self-awareness, telling his full story as he has lived it—in his own words and on his own terms. Warm, wise, and revelatory, Life Champion is the deeply personal reckoning of a man of soul and substance who has steadily defied expectations—and whose story inspires us to do the same.
Buck Brennan struggled with immaturity his whole life. Being a grown-up made him miserable. He got so caught up in grown-up stuff like forgetting to pay bills, finding socks that matched, and lying about why he was late for work that he lost sight of everything that ever made him happy as a child?
He gave up on popping wheelies, he stopped ding-dong ditching, and he didn't even think spitballs or really loud farts were as funny as they used to be. It had been years since the last time he drew on dick on something, and he couldn't even remember the last time he threw a party at his parent's house when they weren't home, or when he had sex with a sixteen-year-old girl in his mom's car. By his 40th birthday, Buck Brennan was just a shell of that spry young man who left the loudest farts in the 5th grade.
He was twenty-five years old when he needed to find a f*****g job and move the hell out so he could start paying his own goddamn bills already. At least that's what his parents were always telling him. What his parents didn’t understand was that he was a Psychology major, and Psychology majors don’t do stuff like get good jobs or move out of their parents’ house. With a s****y college major, and not enough charm or good looks to enter the lucrative world of pharmaceutical sales like his mom and dad wanted him to, it looked like Buck Brennan was destined to live with his parents forever.
It took many years, but Buck's life is finally on the right track. He healed the damaged relationship with his father, even though his father could be a real dick sometimes. He also reconnected with his inner-child. Now he is the same fun-loving, happy-go-lucky kid who used to m********e five times a day and played with matches. He has dental insurance and two kids who aren't in therapy yet. He is even back to drawing dicks on people’s stuff at work again. Let’s just say his life turned out exactly as he planned.
Buck Brennan's inspirational story of faith, hope, and redemption will change your life. If you don’t believe me, my 3rd cousin from Jersey didn’t read it, and he’s still on heroin. My fat boss didn’t read it either, and he’s still a dick. My nana and pap didn’t read it. Now they are both dead. If you don't want to end up dead like my nana and pap, you need to read this book.
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